So raise your glass. Or raise your Dragon Saber. And remember the immortal words of Jet Li’s voice actor as he stares into the abyss of a collapsing temple: "Well... that happened. Let’s go get noodles."
Should you care? Not if you are watching the dub.
Mandatory viewing for cultists. Bring beer. Leave logic at the door. The Cult is evil, but the dub is divine.
Its fans are a specific breed. They are not martial arts purists. They are the people who watch The Room every Christmas. They host "Hate-Watch" parties where the goal is to drink every time a character uses the wrong pronoun (Zhang Wuji is referred to as "she," "it," and "the angry rectangle" within five minutes).
In the vast, shadowy hinterlands of cult cinema, there exists a hierarchy of weirdness. At the top, you have your Plan 9 from Outer Space . A little further down, the surreal spaghetti-western-horror of The Visitor . But lurking in a forgotten vault, somewhere between a betamax tape and a 2000s-era fansub forum, lies a holy grail of unintentional comedy and linguistic collapse: the English dub of The Evil Cult .
So raise your glass. Or raise your Dragon Saber. And remember the immortal words of Jet Li’s voice actor as he stares into the abyss of a collapsing temple: "Well... that happened. Let’s go get noodles."
Should you care? Not if you are watching the dub. the evil cult english dub
Mandatory viewing for cultists. Bring beer. Leave logic at the door. The Cult is evil, but the dub is divine. So raise your glass
Its fans are a specific breed. They are not martial arts purists. They are the people who watch The Room every Christmas. They host "Hate-Watch" parties where the goal is to drink every time a character uses the wrong pronoun (Zhang Wuji is referred to as "she," "it," and "the angry rectangle" within five minutes). that happened
In the vast, shadowy hinterlands of cult cinema, there exists a hierarchy of weirdness. At the top, you have your Plan 9 from Outer Space . A little further down, the surreal spaghetti-western-horror of The Visitor . But lurking in a forgotten vault, somewhere between a betamax tape and a 2000s-era fansub forum, lies a holy grail of unintentional comedy and linguistic collapse: the English dub of The Evil Cult .
