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A woman used a laundry service every week. Convenient, yes. But she kept running out of underwear because the service had a 5-day turnaround. She never bothered to buy more underwear. She spent more time naked in her apartment waiting for clothes than she would have spent doing two loads of wash. lazyasses ticket