(Face in palm) You’re not a Girl Scout. You’re a disaster.
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Now go forth—and try not to look like a beach party mummy at your next family barbecue. Did we miss a version of the transcript? Do you have a recording of the 1964 radio drama that used this line? Contact our archive. (Face in palm) You’re not a Girl Scout