If the 7hitmovies Mom read this, she’d say: "That was a long read. You wrote a lot of words. I liked the part about the dog. 4/7." Follow the ongoing saga of the 7hitmovies Mom on r/7hitmoviesMom and her official X account @CinephileSon. Don't ask her to watch 'Saw' – she already said "No thank you, I have a weak stomach."

So the next time you find yourself arguing online about whether a superhero movie broke the multiverse, stop. Ask yourself: What would the 7hitmovies Mom think?

She would probably give it a 3. She was scrolling on her phone during the climax. And honestly? That is the most honest review you will ever get.

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